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مدیریت و منابع انسانی - باهوش!
هر روز بهتر می شویم، اگر روحیه و امید داشته باشیم. (روزنوشتهای سید محمد اعظمی نژاد)
باهوش!
دوشنبه 1397/02/31 ساعت 10:46 ق.ظ | نوشته ‌شده به دست سید محمد اعظمی نژاد | ( دیدگاه )

با هوش! (اثر شل سیلور استاین) 

بابام یه پونصد تومنی بهم داد؛
لابد چون خیلی باهوشم بهم داد.
من هم اون رو بادوتا دویست تومنی عوض كردم،بی خیال،
چون دوتابیشترازیه دونه س دیگه به هرحال!

دوتا دویست تومنی روبرداشتم و بردم،
دادم به «لو»وباهاش تاخت زدم
به جاش سه تا صدتومنی گرفتم،به گمونم
نمی دونست سه تابیشتر ازدوتاس؛ولی من می دونم!

یك كم بعدش «بیتس»پیر كه چشماش نمی بینه،
اومدوچون اصولاًنمی تونه ببینه،
بهم چهارتاپنجاهی داده،سه تاصدی روگرفته.
چهار تابیشتر ازسه تاس؛چقدر یارو خرفته!

من هم چهار تا پنجاهی روبردم پیش «هایرم كومز»،دوستم
-البته بعداینكه مغازهْ دونه فروشی اش راجستم-
اون خنگ خداهم پنج تا بیست تومنی دادبه جاشون.
پنج تابیشترازچهارتاس دیگه .جونمی جون!

بعدرفتم و نشونش دادم به بابام
ولی یكهو صورتش سرخ شد بابام،
چشماش روبست و سرش روتكون داد هر طرفی
از من بهش اینقدر غرور داد كه نزد حرفی

 








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